Wednesday, August 16, 2006

To start with here are some of the funny saying and quotes

“obviously not mine”


>>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

>>Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

>>If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

>>When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

>>Death is hereditary.

>>If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

>>Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. >> "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" >>

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