1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
4. Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
5. O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Willoughby's Law:
When yo u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12. Howden's Law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
And the last and best :
13. Murphy's Law
What has to go wrong will go wrong
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
To start with here are some of the funny saying and quotes
“obviously not mine”
>>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>>Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
>>If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
>>When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
>>Death is hereditary.
>>If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
>>Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. >> "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" >>
>>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>>Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
>>If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
>>When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
>>Death is hereditary.
>>If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
>>Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. >> "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" >>
SOME FACTS
SOME FACTS
>Smoking is a dying art.
>It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( I know you gonna try this !!! )
>55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading
about yawning makes most people yawn. hello, zzzzz zzzz ?
>The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
>Did you know that the average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English with just one pencil? Amazing fact! Now imagine an eraser that could match it !!!
>Smoking is a dying art.
>It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( I know you gonna try this !!! )
>55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading
about yawning makes most people yawn. hello, zzzzz zzzz ?
>The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
>Did you know that the average lead pencil can draw a line that is almost 35 miles long or you can write almost 50,000 words in English with just one pencil? Amazing fact! Now imagine an eraser that could match it !!!
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